A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A man walked into a bar owch

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

knock knock go away!!!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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