What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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