- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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