My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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