Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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