Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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