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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

rocky is here again.......................

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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