- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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You were born.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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