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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's red and a cow? Red cow

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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