Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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