- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

you suck

what did jacob say to coach a joke

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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