- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

woman's rights

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

One, two, three, four and five

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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