- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Yo mama so fat.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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