- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

The Princess is in another castle

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A gay man watches football.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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