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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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