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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A man walks into a bar

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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