- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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