A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Knock knock Go away

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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