What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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