whats white and sticky glue

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

William wright is Gay

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's worse than this That :(

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black man? A person

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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