- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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