- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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