- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

I'm Coming

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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