- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

You're a big fat monkey.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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