Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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