- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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