- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

The New York Giants

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.