Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Gus's mom

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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