- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Chris is hairy

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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