What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Major League Soccer

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