- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Did you know? . You already know!

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Who's on first? Garvey.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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