- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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