Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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