- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

I like touching my boobs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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