- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

justin beiber sucks

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

my penis

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Your gay

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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