- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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