knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Stephen Hawking

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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