Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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