What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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your mum

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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