- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

haha Otarts was here

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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