What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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