- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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