Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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