- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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