hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Asian women drivers...

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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