- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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