how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Refrigerator

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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