- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

How did the black person die? Of old age

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

i killed my family

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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