- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kevin and Ramin

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Justin Beiber

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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