What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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