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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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