Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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