- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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