Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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