- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's better than a stick? A stone

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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