- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's your blood type? Red.

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