- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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