what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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