Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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knock knock come in

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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