What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Justin Bieber.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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