- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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