if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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