- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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