- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Caramel Boing.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Here's a joke for you, my life...

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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