- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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