- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

a black guy walks into a black bar

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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