- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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